[00:00.35]Welcome to the internet
[00:02.18]Have a look around
[00:04.12]Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
[00:07.71]We've got mountains of content
[00:09.63]Some better some worse
[00:11.58]If none of it's of interest to you you'd be the first
[00:15.44]Welcome to the internet
[00:17.39]Come and take a seat
[00:19.10]Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet
[00:23.03]There's no need to panic this isn't a test haha
[00:27.26]Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest
[00:30.96]Welcome to thе internet
[00:32.75]What would you prefer
[00:34.46]Would you like to fight for
[00:35.75]Civil rights or tweet a racial slur
[00:38.36]Be happy be horny be bursting with rage
[00:42.75]We've got a million different ways to engage
[00:46.28]Welcome to the internet put your cares aside
[00:49.84]Here's a tip for straining pasta
[00:51.60]Here's a nine year old who died
[00:53.57]We've got movies and doctors and fantasy sports
[00:57.24]And a bunch of colored pencil
[00:58.75]Drawings of all the different characters in
[01:00.15]Harry Potter f**king each other
[01:01.32]Welcome to the internet
[01:02.50]Hold on to your socks
[01:03.90]'Cause a random guy just
[01:05.12]Kindly sent you photos of his cock
[01:07.31]They are grainy and off putting he just sent you more
[01:10.70]Don't act surprised you know you like it you w***e
[01:13.65]See a man beheaded get offended see a shrink
[01:16.29]Show us pictures of your
[01:17.28]Children tell us every thought you think
[01:19.15]Start a rumor buy a broom or
[01:20.53]Send a death threat to a boomer
[01:21.98]Or D M a girl and groom her
[01:23.65]Do a zoom or find a tumor in your
[01:25.18]Here's a healthy breakfast option you should kill your mom
[01:27.48]Here's why women never
[01:28.57]F**k you here's how you can build a bomb
[01:30.90]Which power ranger are you take this quirky quiz
[01:33.93]Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids
[01:38.09]Could I interest you in everything all of the time
[01:41.09]A little bit of everything all of the time
[01:44.09]Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime
[01:47.14]Anything and everything all of the time
[01:49.74]Could I interest you in everything all of the time
[01:52.85]A little bit of everything all of the time
[01:55.79]Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime
[01:58.70]Anything and everything all of the time
[02:11.40]You know it wasn't always like this
[02:18.54]Not very long ago just before your time
[02:26.03]Right before the towers fell circa '99
[02:32.99]This was catalogs travel blogs a chatroom or two
[02:40.90]We set our sights and spent our nights waiting for you
[02:50.69]You insatiable you
[02:55.70]Mommy let you use her ipad you were barely two
[03:03.43]And it did all the things we designed it to do
[03:11.21]Now look at you oh look at you
[03:17.12]You you unstoppable watchable
[03:26.63]Your time is now your inside's out honey how you grew
[03:33.65]And if we stick together who knows what we'll do
[03:41.28]It was always the plan to put the world in your hand
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[04:00.88]Could I interest you in everything all of the time
[04:06.81]A bit of everything all of the time
[04:11.62]Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime
[04:16.62]Anything and everything all of the time
[04:20.37]Could I interest you in everything all of the time
[04:23.32]A little bit of everything all of the time
[04:26.12]Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime
[04:29.00]Anything and everything and anything and everything
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[04:33.25]All of the time