[00:00.00]Don't Be A Lawyer - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast/Burl Moseley
[00:02.43]TME享有本翻译作品的著作权
[00:02.43]Lyrics by：Adam Schlesinger/Rachel Bloom/Jack Dolgen
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[00:04.86]Twenty years old pretty smart kid
[00:07.04]年满二十 聪慧美丽
[00:07.04]Didn't know what I wanted to do
[00:09.59]对未来有点迷茫
[00:09.59]So I took the LSAT
[00:10.61]所以我参加了法学院入学考试
[00:10.61]And just like that
[00:11.83]就是这样
[00:11.83]I got accepted at Glendale U
[00:14.49]我被格伦代尔大学录取
[00:14.49]Everyone said it was a real safe bet
[00:16.67]所有人都说 我的未来一片坦途
[00:16.67]A prestigious and lucrative vocation
[00:19.14]这是一份声望卓著且收入丰厚的职业
[00:19.14]So I set off on a journey
[00:20.26]所以我踏上了
[00:20.26]To become an attorney
[00:21.58]成为一名律师的职业道路
[00:21.58]Without a moment's hesitation
[00:23.96]没有片刻犹豫
[00:23.96]But here's some free advice I'm givin'
[00:28.55]但我要给你一个善意的提醒
[00:28.55]When it comes to decidin' what to do for a livin'
[00:33.15]当你决定以后要靠什么吃饭的时候
[00:33.15]Don't be a lawyer
[00:35.54]别做律师
[00:35.54]Don't do it Quickest way to ruin your life
[00:38.11]它很快就会毁掉你的人生
[00:38.11]Don't be a lawyer
[00:40.18]别做律师
[00:40.18]Not worth it it'll leave you dead inside
[00:43.14]根本不值得 它会让你绝望
[00:43.14]The job is inherently crappy
[00:45.57]这份工作会让你糟心透顶
[00:45.57]That's why you've never met a lawyer who's happy
[00:47.77]这就是为何所有的律师都愁容满面
[00:47.77]It's a guaranteed soul destroyer
[00:52.54]它会摧毁你的灵魂
[00:52.54]Don't be a lawyer
[00:57.99]别做律师
[00:57.99]Law school debt
[00:58.99]法学院的贷款
[00:58.99]Daily regret
[00:59.89]让我日日后悔
[00:59.89]Is that really what you dreamed as a kid
[01:02.29]这就是我儿时的梦想吗
[01:02.29]Or did you hope one day
[01:03.70]或者你是否希望 有一天
[01:03.70]That you'd find a way
[01:04.62]你能找个办法
[01:04.62]To spend four years workin'
[01:05.84]花费四年的时间
[01:05.84]On a pharmaceutical company's merger with another pharmaceutical company
[01:10.77]来处理两个制药公司的合并事宜
[01:10.77]Your only expertise
[01:12.07]你唯一的专长
[01:12.07]Is runnin' up fees
[01:13.23]就是增加费用
[01:13.23]Speakin' legalese like a dick
[01:15.70]堆砌一堆无聊的法律术语
[01:15.70]But it's not too late
[01:16.92]但现在还为时不晚
[01:16.92]To avoid this fate
[01:17.84]拒绝这种命运
[01:17.84]Find any other job to pick
[01:20.45]去找个其他工作
[01:20.45]Sure your parents might think you're a failure
[01:25.29]毫无疑问 你的父母会觉得你的人生失败了
[01:25.29]But no one's ever said First let's kill all the tailors
[01:29.68]但没人说过 先把所有的裁缝杀光再说
[01:29.68]Don't be a lawyer
[01:31.95]别做律师
[01:31.95]I'm serious it really really sucks
[01:34.32]说真的 这份工作真让人恶心
[01:34.32]Don't be a lawyer
[01:36.25]别做律师
[01:36.25]No one you work with looks like Ally McBeal
[01:39.31]你的同事没有一个是甜心俏佳人
[01:39.31]There are so many other professions
[01:41.84]世界上有那么多专业
[01:41.84]That don't turn you into Jeff Sessions
[01:44.04]你根本不可能成为司法部长
[01:44.04]Just say no to the lawyer employer
[01:47.89]直接拒绝那些律师雇主就可以
[01:47.89]No don't be a lawyer
[01:51.52]别做律师
[01:51.52]What about human rights law
[01:54.70]那么人权律师怎么样
[01:54.70]No money no no money
[01:57.34]没钱赚 没钱赚
[01:57.34]Environmental law
[01:59.32]环境法律师呢
[01:59.32]No money even less money
[02:02.32]更没钱赚
[02:02.32]Immigration law
[02:04.01]移民律师呢
[02:04.01]No money plus it's a bummer
[02:06.87]没钱 还很糟心
[02:06.87]Okay but what if you make it to the Supreme Court
[02:10.30]好吧 如果有一天能进最高法院呢
[02:10.30]It'd be great to be on the Supreme Court
[02:13.06]能进最高法院当然很好
[02:13.06]But you'll never be on the Supreme Court
[02:15.47]但对你来说这根本不可能
[02:15.47]There's truly no chance of that happenin'
[02:20.40]这根本是天方夜谭
[02:20.40]The preceding song in no way
[02:22.06]前面这首歌
[02:22.06]Reflects the views of CBS and the CW network
[02:26.02]它不代表哥伦比亚广播公司及CW电视台的观点
[02:26.02]Ah screw it
[02:29.94]管他呢
[02:29.94]See don't be a lawyer
[02:34.09]看到了吧 别做律师